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Neon

Neon, the light that we were born from,
flicker not forgotten,
the heart it learns to live on,
rise just like the sun.

Others fall, some may hide,
defeat them all,
take the crown and make it mine.

Off the wall, starry eyed,
a vital call, the darker side.

There’s a love in my core,
it take’s me higher [x2]

Electrified, we touch the sky, become alive.
Broken the chains, lost self restrain,
we rise up, up up.

Neon, Neon lights shine. [x2]

Zion, the land that we a drawn to,
a spirit we hold on to,
a life that we aspire to,
Neon lights shine through.

My heart it glows,
and stars they steal the night.

The sky explodes a spark that burns bright.

Neon lights they shine above me,
a spark that burns bright. [x2]

Forgive Me

Photos, they speak a thousand words, silence can be so loud it hurts.
Cover my eyes up, don’t let me paint pictures of you and I.
The bond has been broken, the truth left unspoken, the tears I cry.

I’ll try, I’ll try to walk away, can you forgive me?
This life, this life can slip away, will you forgive me?
Are you waiting there, are you feeling scared, will you ever tell me that you care?
Sometimes, sometimes love fades away, will you forgive me?

Whispers, I hear you calling me. Shaking, I’m finding it hard to leave.
Shattered our foundations, you stole the key to my heart before. Holding me closely you promise you’ll love me forever more.

Oh I tried, I tried to make things right x2

No More

Tied up, tangled, stab me in the back. No more answers, what’s a war without attack, leave your heart in tact.
I’m losing track of who I am, they call me the Queen of Hearts.
You stand and watch as I fall down, I can’t take no more.

Unleash my soul, your powers are breaking, I’m not faking.
Release your hold, my heart is leaving I can’t take no more.

Shadows guide me, far from your control. Breathless, empty, how can I go, set me free, don’t you follow me!
I’m holding out for you to change, you love me, but still you stray.
Your lies cut deep, they sound the same, I won’t take no more.

You said you’d changed, but lies remain, it’s time you stop before it’s too late.
I’ve realized you in disguise and now I’m through with all of these games.

Mercury

Rows of houses
Sound asleep
Only street lights
Notice me

I am desperate
If nothing else
In a holding pattern
To find myself

I talk in circles
I talk in circles
I watch for signals
For a clue

How to feel different
How to feel new
Like science fiction
Bending truth

No one can unring this bell
Unsound this alarm, unbreak my heart new
God knows, I am dissonance
Waiting to be swiftly pulled into tune

I’ll go anywhere you want
Anywhere you want
Anywhere you want me
I’ll go anywhere you want
Anywhere you want
Anywhere you want me
I’ll go anywhere you want
Anywhere you want
Anywhere you want me
I’ll go anywhere you want
Anywhere you want me

I know the further I go
The harder I try, only keeps my eyes closed
And somehow I’ve fallen in love
With this middle ground at the cost of my soul

Yet I know, if I stepped aside
Released the controls, you would open my eyes
That somehow, all of this mess
Is just my attempt to know the worth of my life…

Made of precious metals
Precious metals
Precious metals inside
Made of precious metals
Precious metals
Precious metals inside
Made of precious metals
Precious metals
Precious metals

I’ll go anywhere you want
Anywhere you want
Anywhere you want me
I’ll go anywhere you want
Anywhere you want me

Time Machine

You lit the fire
Then drank the water
You slammed that door
And left me standing all alone

We wrote the story
We turned the pages
You changed the end
Like everybody said you would

I should've seen it coming
It should've sent me running
That's what I get for loving you
If I had a time machine
And if life was a movie scene
I'd rewind and I'd tell me
Run
And we were never meant to be
So if I had a time machine
I'd go back and I'd tell me
Run
Run

I got your letters
I got your words
I stacked them high
And lit them all and let 'em burn

Your broken stories
Don't mean a thing
You made that bed
Good luck falling back asleep

I should've seen it coming
It should've sent me running
That's what I get for loving you
If I had a time machine
And if life was a movie scene
I'd rewind and I'd tell me
Run
And we were never meant to be
So if I had a time machine
I'd go back and I'd tell me
Run
Run

Oh, your love, it got me higher
Then it drove me up the wall
But the higher up you go
The further you will fall

Ohhh, ohhh, ohhh, run

If I had a time machine
And if life was a movie scene
I'd rewind and I'd tell me
Run
And we were never meant to be
So if I had a time machine
I'd go back and I'd tell me
Run

If I had a time machine
And if life was a movie scene
I'd rewind and I'd tell me
Run
And we were never meant to be
So if I had a time machine
I'd go back and I'd tell me
Run
Run

Intro

Shit them all festival, laugh at the beautiful
It’s just a nod to the canon
Simple man Stan can’t stand up on the beautiful,
It’s just a nod to the canon

Stickle brick, tickle quick, laugh at the beautiful
It’s just a nod to the canon
Hustle over hot muscle shower, twitch off the beautiful
It’s just a nod to the canon now

1, 2, 3... yeah

Cheat code

I'm here, I'm breathing in and out
I have to move fast
and I don't need to rest
I've got no time to fear
I'm a solitary hunter,
I've got simple values
And I know my prairies

It's five in morning
You shoot me down with no warning
But I enjoy your bullets
piercing me
More than only human
Or an ordinary goddess or devil
You supercharge me
And electricize me
You're an armor on my chest
Make me forget the rest

I've got a secret cheat code
It makes me see with my eyes closed
Sense it with my goose bumps
I've got a secret remote
And I can move the world
With a single button hit
It resurrects the dead
What could I pick instead

I feel it in my blood and my fingers
It makes me want more
than I did the day before
Then I push the last floor
The light is unnecessary
Already
My hands are sweating
This is more than I can carry on
tonight I'm just fine

Its five in morning
You shoot me down with no warning
But I enjoy your bullets
piercing my me
More than only human
Or an ordinary goddess or devil
You supercharge me and
Electricize me
You're armor on my chest
Make me forget the rest

I've got a secret cheat code
It makes me see with my eyes closed
Sense it with my goose bumps
I've got a secret remote
And I can move the world
With a single button hit
It resurrects the dead
What could I pick instead

When all the world
is praying for civilization
There's something ancient
in the way I love your tension
Call this dope
Even if I could,
I'd never stop my own assassination
Your desire is the law of gravitation
All I know…

I've got a secret cheat code (I know)
It makes me see with my eyes closed
Sense it with my goose bumps
I've got a secret remote (I know)
And I can move the world
With a single button hit (I know)
It resurrects the dead
What could I pick instead

Not My War

Do you hear the war drums?
They play the song of impending death
An archenemy has been chosen
A new scapegoat for unrest
Starting a war to settle the score
They say God is on our side
A mission divine, and just this once
Killing is justified

My bureaucracy has enemies, but their enemies are not mine
Feed into the corruption
War is a rich man's game
But a poor man's fight
And it never ends

I can feel the coming genocide
And I'm forced to take a side
While the leaders count the bodies in the ground
No compromise
It bleeds right before my eyes
Desensitized
And this is not my war

Only the dead have seen the end of war
We're standing fast for something more
We pay the price for peace
With the blood of the deceased

My bureaucracy has enemies, but their enemies are not mine
Feeding on our destruction
We've only ourselves to blame
Now salute the flag
As it turns to ashes

I can feel the coming genocide
And I'm forced to take a side
While the leaders count the bodies in the ground
No compromise
It bleeds right before my eyes
Desensitized
And this is not my war

Oh, how we all claim to be pacifists
Until we are commanded to hate

And it turns to ashes

I can feel the coming genocide
And I'm forced to take a side
While the leaders hide the bodies in the ground
No compromise
It bleeds right before my eyes
Desensitized
And this is not my war

I can feel the coming genocide
I don't want to take a side
While our fathers put their children in the ground
A sacrifice
It decays right before my eyes
And this is not my war

Don't Call

You're gone and, babe, that's a good thing
I'm still here and looking for something
To come along, to come along

I know, I know, we both say the same things
I don't care, I don't care about winning
So don't call, don't call, to talk about nothing

So many times I waited for you
I figured it out and now we're through
I won't give up, I won't give in

I know, I know, we both say the same things
I don't care, I don't care about winning
So don't call, don't call, to talk about nothing

You're gone and, babe, that's a good thing
I've spent my days working for something
We don't give up, we don't give in

I know, I know, we both say the same things
I don't care, I don't care about winning
So don't call, don't call, to talk about nothing

You're gone
You're gone
You're gone and, babe, that's a good thing

Ann Wants to Dance

Ann wants to dance
She scares them all
She’s far too pretty
For that dancing hall

It shook the stage
A cannonball
Dave almost fell
But she took the fall

For him
For him

Ann wants to dance
I do recall
Her freckled face
Glowing down the hall

Between her legs
A waterfall
Ann wants to yell
She can only moan

For him
For him

Ann wants to dance
She scares them all
She’s far too pretty
For that dancing hall

It shook the stage
A cannonball
Dave almost fell
But she took the fall

For him
For him

Nerves

Nerve ends tick in flicker book animation
One eye's closed in fear, anticipation
Will it stay shut? Will it ever open?
What if?
What if?

Nerves.

Tell tale tongues lick at seven senses
Brittle spittle sparks you are defenseless
The fabric of dreams is ripped apart
As you feel the twist of the shadowed dagger
In your pumping heart

Nerves like nylon, Nerves like steel
Nerves like nylon, Nerves like steel
Nerves like nylon, Nerves like steel

A trail of random cutlery cuts a dash in the concrete underpass
Sense of serenity is shattered in the glint of splintered glass

Nerves.

Nerves.

Nerves.

Nerves.

Nerves like nylon, Nerves like steel×13]

Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock

Steven Spielberg:
Picture a child sitting next to a projector,
Learning from your films to become a much better director.
Now, picture a 3-billion-dollar dream machine
Who can block bust all over your crop duster scene!
Try to Duel with me, Alfred, you must be Psycho!
I'll bring back JAWS and take a bite of your Lifeboat!
I'm Always so on top of my game! I get the Vertigo!
My jet's in The Terminal, waiting for me to Murder! ya.
I rock the Academy and the DGA!
You rock as many Oscars as that schlep Michael Bay!
Next time you're filling up those jowls with three steaks and soufflé,
Check the trades, see me Amblin' to my next big play!
I produce cartoons and make games for all ages.
You produce Jimmy Stewart making one of two faces!
Maybe next time I visit, you'll be a bit more gracious!
Now kiss my full moon and just bask in my greatness!

Alfred Hitchcock:
That was a close encounter of the turd kind,
But there won't be a pretty ending this time.
Half your billions should go to John Williams!
Now brace yourself as I reveal my brilliance!
I'm the master…of suspense, so intense,
No defense against Hitchcock once he presents! (Ahh!)
My skill is enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance.
You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in Transformers!
C'mon! Fish puppets and Muppets to stir the fears up!
I squeeze screams out of chocolate syrup!
I'm the best mamma-jamma ever stood behind the camera!
Damage panderers and haunt you like the last Indiana!

Quentin Tarantino:
Cut! Gimme a Tylenol. Stop rhyming, y'all!
Alfred, you got no style, dog. I'm the king of dialogue!
There's only one movie I know you from,
And I've seen more blood in the shower when I stubbed my toe in one.
You tried to fight in World War I but couldn't do that.
The British Army wouldn't let you join 'cause you were too fat!
Look it up, it's a true fact. Wikipedia that!
Now allow me to attack Steven the hack.
Due to War of the Worlds, a failure's what I label you.
It looked like some sellout bullshit Michael Bay would do!
Ask anybody, 'What's your favorite Sam Jackson part?'
No one's gonna say, 'What's-his-name from Jurassic Park!'
The scripts that I write ain't the…cleanest, (Fuck!)
But when I grip mics, I'm the…meanest. (Dick!)
Quentin Tarantino is a…genius.
A bad mother fucker from the wallet to the penis!

Stanley Kubrick:
Genius is a powerful word, but there's no reason to use it,
'Less you're talking about the Kubrick, then there's really nothing to it.
Everything I do is visionary.
Every single frame a painting made exactly how I wanna make it.
Do another take and get it right, 127 times!
I'll make you learn to love me! I'm the bomb, drop ultraviolent rhymes!
Like Clockwork, make you all hurt, beat Spielberg The Color Purple!
A.I. is the worst waste of potential since the Ninja Turtles!

Michael Bay:
That's enough! I've heard enough crap from all of you!
Why don't I come down there and show you what a real star can do?
I swoop low with the telephoto, no Bruckheimer, I work solo.
If there's one thing I've learned, bitch, this game is about mother fucking money!
I make that dollar, y'all, mother fucking money!
Even make Mark Wahlberg make some mother fucking money!
I set up shop and got a few drops of that Got Milk money!
Rose to The Rock, now I got that socks made of silk money!
I ain't got that guilt money! I don't give a fuck!
I take my checks to the bank, and I sign 'em with my nuts!
I give the people what they love while the critics say I'm evil!
Got no time to read reviews while I'm working on the sequel!
Got a gift from above and the eyes of an eagle!
When it comes to blowing up, no director is my equal!

Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe

Edgar Allan Poe:
Once upon a midnight dreary, as I spit this weak and weary,
I will choke this joker with a trochee till his cheeks are teary! (Ahh!)
But y'all don't hear me! All should fear me!
I'll forever be better; you'll never be near me.
Your books are as eerie as Beverly Cleary!
You're a faux Bram Stoker, so scram, the show's over!
Your flow's so-so. Poe's poems pwn posers!
(Snap!) I wrote them locked in a cave, while I sobbed in a rage.
The Tell-Tale Heart beats soft in its grave while this jerk just beats off on a page!

Stephen King:
Oh, you want to talk shop, you gothed-out fop?
Go back to Hot Topic and shop for a top!
There's a melancholy alcoholic laughingstock
In the King's house, now watch the Castle Rock!
Pouty little poet with an opiate affliction!
I'm a workaholic with a fiction addiction!
I'm making dedicated readers shivery and jittery!
Feel that Rage and Misery!
You better start Running, Man! You're in deep poo, Poe!
I'm a mad dog, fangs Shining! Cujo!
Tommyknock you down till you can't Stand up!
You're as soft as Po, the Kung Fu Panda!
Racks on racks 'cause I pen fat stacks of frightening writing; have you seen the pile?
I can even take a break from my routine style!
Crank out a Shawshank or a Green Mile!
Masque of the Red Death? Barely blood curdling.
Pit and the Pendulum? Not even unnerving.
Perving on your first cousin when she's thirteen years old? Now, that's disturbing!

Edgar Allan Poe:
Stephen, you pretend to do it, I've been really living through it: misery and poverty and family woes!
I see through you like pantyhose, doing Chappelle and Simpsons cameos! (Ahh!)
Even if you're gripping on a weapon, then you better get to stepping if you're messing with the horror lord!
In a minute maybe I'mma hit him, cut him into itty bitty bits, and I'mma stick him in the floorboards!

Stephen King:
Speaking of bored, you're the worst!
Dropped out of school, but you can't drop a verse!
I could have spent that time better.
In eight bars, I can write a whole best-seller!
I'm so prolific! This sickly goblin won't be bothering me! I'm on a clobbering spree,
And I'll be smacking you with any of the big thick books in my big dick bibliography!
See, I'm the author with the blood and gore lore galore that'll horrify a reader to the core!
Fame? Money? Talent? Success?
You'll always have less, nevermore!

Moses vs Santa Claus

Santa Claus:
Sweet robes, Obi, Wan-too-many days in the sun?
Stop preaching, homie. Teach your flock to covet some fun!
I bring joy every year. Man, I represent cheer!
You represent sandals and a scraggly beard!
I'm from the North Pole! That's why my rhymes are so cold!
I spit diamonds, but I'm serving up some fresh coal!
You been a naughty boy. You brought a plague of frogs.
You best arrest yourself, you broke your own law!
Or was there something in rule six I didn't understand?
My list says, 'Killed Egyptian dude, buried him in sand.'
I read your book. You got a strict religion.
No bacon? But mandatory circumcision?
I'm a jolly bowl a jelly, giving holiday presents.
But all the chosen people ever get for Christmas is jealous!

Moses:
When I was high upon the mountain, God revealed the truths of the Earth.
But he never mentioned a fat-ass Papa Smurf.
It takes nine reindeers to haul your fat ass.
You took the Christ outta Christmas and just added more mass.
You need to stop breakin' into houses and creepin' and peepin'
On naughty kids while they sleepin' and keep your hands off my stocking.
Don't you Ho-Ho me.
I'll split your ass in half like I did the Red Sea.
You ain't a saint, you a slaver, like a pharaoh in the snow.
Stop with the unpaid labor and let my little people go.

Santa Claus and the elves:
We ain't slaves! All that sand turned your brain to mush!
I think you need to stop smoking all that burning bush.
Yeah, we're magical workers, man! We hang with reindeers.
Yo, here's a GPS! Who gets lost for 40 years?
You're a glorified secretary, so write this down!
Begat deez nutz! Santa Claus is coming to town!

Moses:
So much drama in the Israe-L B.C.
It's kinda hard talking directly to the G O single D.
Hand me my chisel, I got a new commandizzle for y'all.
Thou shalt not let children sit on a grown man's lap at the mall.
I'll beat you ten times before the bread can rise, you dummy,
And walk off into the land of my milk and honeys.

Beaten In Lips

Everything that I say won't mean anything less
When I'm down in a grave
And you've put me to rest
Everything that I say won't mean anything less
When I'm down in a grave
And you've put me to rest

Will the story end
Will it ever change
I never knew a person could be so deranged
Does it make you feel good
Do you feel strong ruining the lives of everyone you love

As if life isn't hard already
Add it to the list of things to forget
With one chance to define ourselves
We're gonna keep on living
Keep on living

This is for the kids with the beaten in lips
Whose parents try to shut them up using their fists
Keep living loud and proud
They never can hold you down

This is for the kids with a soul like mine
When people tell you living is a waste of your time
Keep living loud and proud
They never can hold you down

Pull the plug with a single decision
Your way of life is a contradiction
Go to rehab celebrate with ketamine
Mend the wounds and light it with kerosene

Light my wounds with kerosene

As if life isn't hard already
Add it to the list of things to forget
With one chance to define ourselves
We're gonna keep on living
Keep on living

This is for the kids with the beaten in lips
Whose parents try to shut them up using their fists
Keep living loud and proud
They never can hold you down
This is for the kids with a soul like mine
When people tell you living is a waste of your time
Keep living loud and proud
They never can hold you down

Listen to the sound of your children revolting
Listen to the sound of the lives you're ruining

This is for the kids with the beaten in lips
Whose parents try to shut them up using their fists
Keep living loud and proud
They never can hold you down

This is for the kids with the beaten in lips
Whose parents try to shut them up using their fists
Keep living loud and proud
They never can hold you down

This is for the kids with a soul like mine
When people tell you living is a waste of your time
Keep living loud and proud
They never can hold you down

Everything that I say won't mean anything less
When I'm down in a grave
And you've put me to rest
Everything that I say won't mean anything less
When I'm down in a grave
And you've put me to rest

Strawberry

Never been here, never coming back
Never want to think about the things
That happened today
Want to lay down on the warm ground
I think I'm going to need a little time to myself

Don't fall down now
You will never get up
Don't fall down now

I ask you for a slow ride
Going nowhere
You look like Satan
You ask me if I want to get high
Couple of bags down in old town
You tie your arm and
Ask me if I wanted to drive

Don't fall down now
You will never get up
Don't fall down now

Last thing I recall
I was in the air
I woke up on the street
Crawling with my strawberry burns
Ten long years in a straight line
They fall like water
Yes, I guess I fucked up again

Don't fall down now
You will never get up
Don't fall down now

What's Done Is Done

The world is better off without you

Now you're nothing but a ghost to me
Tucked in the back of my head
A headache that will never end
Rest assured
Worse off than I was before

Why
Why feel at all
Why
Sympathy just leads to loss
Why
A heart of stone
Why
I won't bear your cross

Let all I love die away
Watch it burn up in flames
No silver lining in front of me
The bend before the break

What's done is done
To hell with everything you ever said
You left me lost
You left me haunted
What's done is done
To hell with everything
The dream is dead
You are the ghost I never wanted

At war with everything
That keeps me alive
That keeps me breathing
Burning bridges is the only way I keep from sinking

Why
Why feel at all
Why
Sympathy just leads to loss
Why
A heart of stone
Damned to walk this earth alone

The world is better off without you
You're nothing more than a dying fucking memory

The world is better off without you
You're a dying fucking memory

What's done is done
To hell with everything you ever said
You left me lost
You left me haunted
What's done is done
To hell with everything
The dream is dead
You are the ghost I never wanted

Let all I love die away
You left me lost
You left me haunted
Watch it burn up in flames
You are the ghost I never wanted

You're a dying fucking memory

Batman vs Sherlock Holmes

Batman:
Nice hat, dork. You look like a duck.
I had Alfred read your books. He told me they suck.
I'll crush your British nuts until they're bangers and mash!
I've seen better detective work in Tango & Cash!
You chump! I kick punks like you off the streets,
While you and Velma here are solving Scooby-Doo mysteries!
Nothing makes me laugh, but I bet your raps can,
So bring it on, bitch… I'm Batman!

Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson:
I once met a rich fellow who smelled of guano and pain.
Holmes, explain. I deduce this deuce stain is Bruce Wayne!
The billionaire? Yes, his wealth would allow this adversary of ours
To afford the toys he needs, since he has no superpowers!
You want a battle, bat? Bring it then!
I heard he has a British butler! Good! Then he'll be used to getting served by Englishmen!
You're a wack vigilante black pantied spud with no skill!
My sidekick's a doctor, because his flows are so ill!

Batman:
Shut up, nerds. I serve justice, so eat it!
My sidekick only comes around…

Robin:
…When he's needed!
Boy Wonder make you wonder how your ass got killed!
Bite harder than those hounds down in Baskerville!
I'll blast you with that bat-wack-rap repellent!
Rappel a building, snatch a villain, then by dinner be chillin'!
Gotta secret 'bout your homegirl, Irene Adler:
Took her back to my nest to 'bam pow kersplat' her!
I'll shatter that fiddle with a chop of the hand!
Holy Conan Doyle, let's get 'em! Aw, god damn!

Batman:
You're not smart, you're selfish! You endanger everyone's life!
Why don't you let your boyfriend here go home to his wife?
Nobody likes you! Not your brother, not your partner, not Scotland Yard!
You'll die alone with no friends except that needle in your arm!

Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson:
This mustn't register on an emotional level…
First, exploit childhood tragedy…then gesture with pipe…
Watson finishes punchline…next, acknowledge compliment…
Conclude with killer catchphrase…
I believe your parents' homicide is why you mask your face.
You're shamed and traumatized and haunted by the vast disgrace
Of watching like a passive waste as momma died and daddy was dispatched with haste!
Holmes, you've cracked the case! You're a batshit crazy basket case!
Bloody good rhymes! I've got tonnes.
Dissing these dynamic douchebags was…elementary, my dear Watson. (OHHHHHHHH!)

Bury Your Pain

Nothing will be waiting for you at the end of this life
So make your peace with it
When you become a silhouette to the world
There's no light to lead you in
The colors that you love begin to fade away
You'll find you never got what you gave

Fuck wishing for better days
Complacent in the mess you made
Self inflicted
You're to blame for your pain
Left to rot an empty soul inside a hollow hell
I gave up on you long before you gave up on yourself

You bit off more than you could ever chew
How will you measure your life at the end when it's through
Watch you dissolve
Wither away
Death will be your only infinity

Make your peace with it

It's hard to wish you the best
Don't crawl back
Don't forgive me
Bury your pain in a shallow grave
It's hard to wish you the best
When all you do is let me down
I never needed you around

What's left to say
That's not already been said before
I don't feel hope anymore
What's left to say
Let it fade away

I gave up on you long before you gave up on yourself

You bit off more than you could ever chew
How will you measure your life at the end when it's through

No hope for better days
Death will be your only infinity
Misguided by a false light
Nothing will be waiting for you at the end of this life

Make your peace with it

It's hard to wish you the best
Don't crawl back
Don't forgive me
Bury your pain in a shallow grave
It's hard to wish you the best
When all you do is let me down
I never needed you around

What's left to say
That's not already been said before
I don't feel hope anymore
What's left to say
Let it fade away

I gave up on your long before you gave up on yourself

Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood

Bruce Lee:
I got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw!
Defeat whole karate schools and mother fuckers with claws!
How can you talk more shit with my fist in your jaw?
Don't need words to serve ya, I'mma just say, 'Waaataaaw!'
Your movies, they bore us; they're slow as a tortoise!
I'm the king of nunchucks; I fucked up Chuck Norris!
I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe!
Here's my two finger push up: Kung F-U!

Clint Eastwood:
You scream like a girl and got moves like Jagger,
But I'll rip through your ass faster than a Pu-Pu platter.
You're in the gym too much, Ringo, perfecting kicks.
You should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips.
(Ah!) You don't belong in a fight; you belong in a sweatshop,
So go ahead…make my iPod.
Those little dances you do don't threaten me, Bruce.
Fuck you, dude. I even squint better than you! (Oooh…)

Bruce Lee:
I beat the good and the bad; you must be the ugly!
I would mess up your face, but your mama did it for me!
Go tug your pistol for a fist full of your million dollar babies!
You were cool in the eighties, maybe, but now you're just crazy!
A man who argues with people who aren't even there
Is more fit to rap against this fucking chair!

Clint Eastwood:
Do you feel lucky, punk? That's what I'm asking.
You can't be too tough, you got killed by an aspirin,
And your one-inch punch, same size as your pecker.
Leave the rapping to me; stick to Chinese Checkers.
I'd beat you in round two, but that'd be unbelievable.
No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel.

Doc Brown vs Doctor Who

The Tenth Doctor:
(Ooh!) Actually, if you don't mind, it's just 'the Doctor'.
Doesn't even really matter who.
Who am I even talking to? Oh yes, you!
The wannabe Einstein, minus the 'stache.
Travels through time, but with no class.
I'm saving the world while you dilly-dally.
You can't even invent a way out of Hill Valley!
And calm down, will you? Everything is going to be fine.
You're not going to tear any wonky holes in any fabric of space and time.
Actually, it's a lot more like a rug, really. (Oh well.) Never mind.
Let's just say there's an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your ass with rhyme!

Doc Brown:
Great Scott! You're great…not! I spit it hot,
And generate way more power than 1.21 gigawatts!
I'm not sure what sort of scientific authority you purport to be,
But I'm a real doctor! Where'd you get your degree?
Despite all your companions, you couldn't be having less sex!
I don't know what's lamer: your fans or your special effects!
You don't get another turn to debate! Time to face your permanent fate!
Now Dalek my balls! EXTERMINATE!

The Tenth Doctor:
I'm going to die… (Doctor…)
At least, this version of me… (Doctor?)
Perhaps you'd like another… (Doctor…)
Prepare…to meet…your…

The Fourth Doctor:

Density! Hahahaha!
I'm a mystical medical doc at the pinnacle, shifting my physical form!
You're a possibly pedophilic individual who should have never been born!
You got your knickers in a twist while you're sucking on my Piccadilly, but I'm a lot lot different,
'Cause you're a pitiful hillbilly hanging with an oedipal kid who's a bawk bawk chicken!

Doc Brown:
Nobody calls me chicken!
This is between us, Scarfy! Don't try to out-rhyme me!
You'll find I'm as grimy as any slimy time-limey!
I'll use your port-o-potty time machine as my latrine!
You're not a cat with nine lives. You're a pussy with thirteen!

The Tenth Doctor:
(Ooh!) Actually, if you don't mind, it's just 'the Doctor'…

Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney:
I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts!
I'm rich! I've got fat stacks and super PACs!
We all know what went down in that 2008 election!
You're a decent politician with a winning complexion!
You're all Barack and no bite! Been no change, and we're all still hoping
That you'll shut your mouth, but like Guantanamo Bay, they're both open!
You're from the Windy City, where you're looking pretty with your blowhards,
But come January, you'll be left evicted and with no job!
Raw rhymes, stronger than my jawline when I spit a phrase,
Knocking you harder than front doors in my old mission days!
You see this silver spoon? This dug Mass outta debt!
Took you four years to drop unemployment down below 8 percent!
You feel that, Barry? You're old news! Everyone's having doubts,
And your rhymes are as weak as this economy that you've done nothing about!
Call me a vicious business man 'cause Romney's stealing this race!
I'll go Bain Capital on your donkey ass, restructure your face!

Barack Obama:
They say your father was a great man. You must be what's left.
Need to stop hating on gays; let 'em teach you how to dress!
You've got the momma jeans and a Mr. Fantastic face!
So rich and white, it's like I'm running against a cheesecake!
Republicans need a puppet, and you fit!
Got their hands so far up your rear, call you Mitt!
I'm the Head of State! You're like a head of cabbage!
'Bout to get smacked by my stimulus package! (Hahaha!)
You're a bad man with no chance; you can't even touch me!
I got four more years (two terms!) in the White House, just trust me!
I hope you saved your best rhymes for the second half
'Cause right now, I'm 47 percent through kicking your ass!

Mitt Romney:
Whatever! That 40 percent thing got you real mad!
What, did it remind you how many decent parents you had?!

Barack Obama:
(Uhh…) Look, I respect all religions (uhh…), but it might get crazy
If the White House has a First, Second, and a Third Lady!

Mitt Romney:
(Ha!) Don't bring up wives, man! What are you doing?
You got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing!

Barack Obama:
(Uhh…) Let me be clear. (Uhhh…) Don't get it twisted.
We'll see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it!

Mitt Romney:
(Ahhuuhhaa…) You're a stuttering communist!

Barack Obama:
Oh yeah? Well, you're stupid!

Mitt Romney:
You're stupid!

Barack Obama:
Nuh-uh!

Mitt Romney:
ERRRRRR!

Barack Obama:
ERRRRRR!

Bald eagle:
CAWWWWW!

Abe Lincoln:
By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird,
The President shall not be the shiniest of two turds!
You! I wanna like you! Don't talk about change; just do it!
I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it!
And you, moneybags, you're a pancake: you're flip-floppity!
It's a country, not a company you can play like Monopoly!
I'll properly reach across the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals!
Of the people, by the people, for the people! Eagle!

Bald eagle:
CAWWWWW!

Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury

Frank Sinatra:
(Ho!) What's wrong with your face, baby? Yikes!
With those teeth, when you're through, there'll be no dust left to bite!
Christ! News flash, kid: this is show business!
Show some class when you dress; shave that bush off your lips!
Boom! Your band's named Queen, huh? Ain't that sweet.
You dance like you rode a bicycle race with no seat!
That's what's wrong with you people, you'll do anything to get famous!
You changed your name to Mercury. You should've been Freddie Uranus!

Freddie Mercury:
You think I haven't heard those things before?
You're just a bully who's too scared to go to war.
You had a hit song called 'My Way', but someone else wrote it.
You're the least talented rat in your whole pack of rodents!
You've got four notes in your whole range. You can't act, and you can't dance!
I'm more powerful than you when I'm wearing women's pants!
Why do you stand there in a suit? It's like you're trying to bore me!
When I rock the UK, South America gets horny,
Because my songs have balls! They're the anthems of victory!
Your music is like the soundtrack to a vasectomy!
You're in the pocket of the mafia, and everybody knows.
Guinea dago! Guinea dago? Guinea dago, Figaro!

Frank Sinatra:
Easy, jaws of life, I can't stand a racist.
I love the coloreds and the queers. Just ask Sammy Davis!
Look, we all wanna swing, baby, but you took it too far.
You played butthole roulette, and you lost the draw!

Freddie Mercury:
I took one for both teams from a disease no one knew existed.
I didn't leave a mark on history, I French-kissed it!
I'm a champion of the world (world!); extinguished in his prime! (Prime!)
So kiss my ass, Frankie (ass!), but you'll have to wait in line.

One Day

Sister don't mind that I'm not on time
She knows that I'm through with that
Sick of trying, don't let mine
Mama's still loving and daddy still loves
They know that I'm here like that
I'm like mine: true and kind

Call me aside and I will now be
And I will be fine with that
Don't leave me now, you might love me back
Distance is fine, I know you can't care
And nothing is big like that
You don't see me now, I don't see you back

One day I'll be fine with that
You don't leave me now
Do you love me back?

Just to remind you I'm a mistake
How come you don't want to know?
You don't wanna see, you don't wanna show
Kicking myself, I know that you're tough
Yeah we can pretend we're that
Gotta see how, you gotta leave that

One day I'll be fine with that
You don't leave me now
Do you love me back?

Snow is outside but I'm by your fire
I feel all the love you'll bring
You gotta see how we can see this out
Summer in mind and spring by your side
You'll see all the love we'll keep
Gotta see that we couldn't be there

One day I'll be fine with that
You don't leave me now
Do you love me back?

For U

You know that
I don't blame a thing on you, baby
I don't blame a thing on you
I wish that
You could show a little more devotion
Even though you're scared of your emotions

Don't know what to do
Whenever you're facing me
I wish that you knew, baby
(Wish that you know what to do)
If you could pull through
You know I'll be there for you
You know I'll be there for you

(2x)
And if there's something on your mind going through
I'll wait for you, I'll wait for you

You know that
I don't blame a thing on you, baby
I don't blame a thing on you
And I wish that you knew
How I feel for you and I'll follow you, yeah
I keep on waiting for you to change your mind

Don't know what to do
Whenever you're facing me
I wish that you knew, baby
(Wish that you know what do)
If you could pull through
You know I'll be there for you
You know I'll be there for you

(2x)
And if there's something on your mind going through
I'll wait for you, I'll wait for you

You know that
I don't blame a thing on you, baby
I don't blame a thing on you
And I wish that you knew
How I feel for you and I'll follow you, yeah
I keep on waiting for you to change your mind

(4x)
And if there's something on your mind going through
I'll wait for you, I'll wait for you

Beautiful Hell

I wonder how Agab can feel this much
How can Agab feel that something this big
How it multiplies in my veins
And in my blood and
How it triggers itself in my thoughts

Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh

I'd like to be your
Beautiful hell
Your beautiful hell
I'd like to be your
Beautiful hell
Your beautiful hell

I Go Wild

You whipped me I`m hurting
Abused me for certain
And slavery should not exist
Is this what I get a poison kiss

Without you I`m dead meat
I`m a raggedy dog dying in the street
Of a God-forsaken shanty town
Where gangs of children are hunted down

I go wild when you`re in my face
I go wild when I taste your taste
I go wild and I go insane
I get sick--somebody stop this pain

You left me I`m braindead
I`m feeling nothing strapped to my bed
On life support tubes in my nose
Tubes in my arms shot full of holes

I go wild act like a goat
And I get sick, lumps in my throat
I go wild
I go wild
I go crazy, I go insane
I get sick somebody stop this pain

And the doctors says you`ll be okay
And if you`d only stay away
From femme fatales and dirty bitches
And daylight drabs and nightime witches
And working girls and blue stockings
And dance hall babes and body poppers
And waitresses with broken noses
Checkout girls striking poses
And politicians` garish wives
With alcoholic cunts like knives

I go wild
I go wild
I go wild
I go wild
I go wild when you`re in my face
And I`m entranced in a state of grace
I go wild when you treat me bad
I go wild, raving mad

I go wild for you
I go wild for you

You got me girl

So I'm waiting, I need this side
Night to night we're gonna cross the line
I'm checking you out
And now I'm calling, calling on your phone
It's friday night and you'r alone
And the presh is out

I'm going, I'm working
I'm thinking don't you?
I'm running, I'm handing
I'm thinking don't you want me now?
I'm running, I'm handing
I'm thinking don't you want me now?
I'm going, I'm working
I'm thinking don't you want me now?

You got me girl, 'cause i wanna getting close
You got me girl, 'cause i wanna getting closer
And I never gotta have a let you go
And I hold you tight, now I hold you tight
Never gotta have a let you go
And I hold you tight, now I hold you tight

Who an closer and I feel so right
The hit from your body and I hold you tight
Now letting you go
So I'm waiting, I need this side
Night to night we're gonna cross the line
I'm checking you out

I'm going, I'm working
I'm thinking don't you?
I'm running, I'm handing
I'm thinking don't you want me now?
I'm running, I'm handing
I'm thinking don't you want me now?
I'm going, I'm working
I'm thinking don't you want me now?

You got me girl, 'cause i wanna getting close
You got me girl, 'cause i wanna getting closer
And I never gotta have a let you go
And I hold you tight, now I hold you tight
Never gotta have a let you go
And I hold you tight, now I hold you tight

/x3/
You got me girl
(Think I'll never let you go) girl !
You got me girl
(Think I'll never let you go)
You got me girl
You got me girl

And I never gotta have a let you go
And I hold you tight, now I hold you tight
And I never gotta have a let you go
And I hold you tight, now I hold you tight

You got me girl, 'cause i wanna getting close
You got me girl, 'cause i wanna getting closer
And I never gotta have a let you go
And I hold you tight, now I hold you tight
Never gotta have a let you go
And I hold you tight, now I hold you tight

Solar Eclipses

You know I make you feel good
Don't you wanna feel good, good, good
Sometimes I wish that we could
Go back before you got hurt, hurt, hurt

When before, I was scared
Now I'm feeling prepared
Don't you wanna feel good
Don't you wanna feel good, good, good

When you said you were leaving, I thought that you meant it
I played the victim, you starred as indifferent
Hindsight comes standard with rose colored lenses
Hate to admit it, you're better off

Now you're too afraid to look, too scared to miss it
We're night and day, solar eclipses
Too afraid to look, too scared to miss it
We're night and day, solar eclipses
Solar eclipses, solar eclipses

Caught up in your gravity, always end up lost in your wake
Intoxicated, maybe we could start a-, start again
Caught up in your gravity, always end up lost in your wake
Intoxicated, maybe we could start a-

Maybe feeling change, I could remember
All the reasons why we went separate ways
Feeling all alone in your company
Keeping you captive with guilty chains

Now you're too afraid to look, too scared to miss it
We're night and day, solar eclipses
Too afraid to look, too scared to miss it
We're night and day, solar eclipses
Solar eclipses, solar eclipses

Caught up in your gravity, always end up lost in your wake
Intoxicated, maybe we could start a-, start again
Caught up in your gravity, always end up lost in your wake
Intoxicated, maybe we could start a-, start again

Tomorrow, we build, depends on the future we want
We can make it, it's real
Maybe we will, though, give up the ego
Making that, making that field goal
Too scared to just let it go, too scared to just let it go
Tomorrow, we build, depends on the future we want
We can make it, it's real
Maybe we will, though, give up the ego
Making that, making that field goal
Too scared to just let it go, too scared to just let it go

Caught up in your gravity, always end up lost in your wake
Intoxicated, maybe we could start a-, start again
Caught up in your gravity, always end up lost in your wake
Intoxicated, maybe we could start a-, start again
We could start a-, start again
We could start a-, start again

The hourglass

Standing alone by the edge of a river
He's traded his life for a glass full of tears
The bargain was quick for one's life is less dearer
When the sand's running out and the ending is near

The ending is near
The ending is near
The ending is...

The man climbed aboard and set sail for the ocean
He put on the mast all the canvas she'd take
Then laid himself down on the deck neath the tiller
The ship was his coffin this moment his wake

Runaway reasons
Runaway seasons
Time is a treason

That I give back to you now

The wind touched the sail and the ship
Moved the ocean
The wind from the storm set the course she would take
From a journey to nowhere towards a soul on the ocean

From the wake of Magellan to Magellan's wake

Runaway reasons
Runaway seasons
Everything in it
Hours and minutes
You take tomorrow

Because it means nothing
To me
To me

To...

In the dark he heard a whisper
Asking him to understand
In the desert look for water
On the ocean look for land

In the dark he heard a whisper
Asking him to understand
In the desert look for water
On the ocean look for land

And there in the waves
Was a man in his grave
That he saw in the night
'Tween the flashes of light
And he

Could not be there

And all he had prayed

Or had given away
He now found to be wrong
In the grip of the storm
And he
Could not be there

Could you keep our lives together
Safely back onto the shore
Could you grant this last illusion
Only this and nothing more

Could you keep our lives together
Safely back onto the shore
Could you grant this last illusion
Only this and nothing more

And all at once the heavens bled their fire
The anchor broke the chains they flew away
And suddenly the waves were reaching higher
And in the dark I thought I heard them say

[1.]
Could you keep our lives together
Safely back onto the shore
Could you grant this last illusion
Only this and nothing more

BUT WHAT THE SAILOR DID NOT KNOW
AND WOULD NEVER LEARN
WAS ON THAT BEACH NOW FAR AWAY
THE YOUNG CHILD HAD RETURNED

AND FINDING THE BROKEN HOURGLASS
HE RESET IT UPRIGHT
THEN PLACED SAND FROM THE BEACH INSIDE
AND PLACED THE LID ON TIGHT

THEN EXAMINING HIS HANDIWORK
HE LEFT IT IN THE SAND
AND THEN HE QUICKLY RAN BACK HOME
THINKING GOD WOULD UNDERSTAND

[simultaneously - add a new stanza each second time]

[2.]
Everything I ever had for one more tomorrow
Everything I ever had for just one more night
And if this is not to be I pray could I borrow
Just another final hour onto my life

[3.]
Did you ever really want to
Did you ever really want to

[4.]
Lord, tell me how it will be
Lord, tell me how it will be

[all together]
Nothing more
Nothing more
Nothing...

Standing once more by a boat on a river
He pushes it off while he stays on the land
And seeing the hourglass now so much clearer

Which someone had refilled by hand

And somewhere that boat's now adrift on the
Ocean

The mast at full sail and there's no one on board
The hourglass no longer sits by the ocean
Only his footprints all alone on the shore
And soon they're no more
No more

No more

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