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Bald To The Bone

I know this guy named Howard,
and he's bald.
And he's got a goatie,
but not on his head.
He's a really bald guy,
bald as bald can get.
And I will tell ya, Howard Wulkan,
is bald to the bone.
B-b-b-b-b-b-b bald,
b-b-b-b-b bald,
b-b-b-b-b-b bald.
Bald to the bone.
 

Howard Is Bald

Howard is Bald [2x]
 
YIIIIEEEEEEEEE
 
Howard is Bald! - BALD BALD BALD B-A-L
Howard is Bald! - BALD
Bald, he's bald
Howard is Bald!
Howard is bald [7x]
Howard is bald, bald
Howard is bald [2x]
Howard is bald, bald BAAAAAAAALLLLLLDDDD!!!!
Howard is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaald
 
YIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
 
Howard is bald - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Howard is bald [3x]
Howard is bald, bald, bald, bald, HOWARD IS BALD!
 
Howard is bald
I'm telling ya, he's got no fucking hair
B-A-L-D, Howard is bald [2x]
 
Howard is bald! - BALD BALD BALD B-A-L
Howard is bald! - BALD
 
Bald to the bone [2x]
I'm telling you baby - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
 
Howard is bald [2x]
Bald [3x]
Howard is baaaaaaaald [5x]
 

Loudest Stereo

This stupid slut brought me home last night
I robbed her after I got laid
I stole her stereo, it's the loudest ever made
I crank it up to ten all night, I'm much sicker than you
I'm crankin' Hadag Nachash, TISM and Uriah Heep
 
[Chorus]
Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready to rock?
I've got the loudest stereo on the block
Loudest stereo on the block
Loudest stereo on the block
 
My stereo's so fucking loud the old people moved away
All the sluts moved into town and they're here to stay
All day long, I've got sluts riding on my cock
I love metal, I love pussy, I fucking love to rock
 
[Chorus]
 
I've got porn stars and junior high girls hanging out
My game of black jack's a nine- and twelve-year-old putting out
I don't wanna waste my time with stupid fucking cock teases
All they'll get from me are a bunch of diseases
 
[Chorus]